Pelushka Persians

CAT QUOTES

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"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals sare treated." - Gandhi

"The value of a society is based upon its kindness to animals." - Albert Schweitzer

"The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time."  - Evan Esar

"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -  Robert A. Heinlein

 "Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a cat." - Franklin P.Jones

 

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce.

"A cat isn't fussy, just as long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor!" - Arthur Bridges

 

"Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the rewards that they are able to give to those who spoil them." - Sir Compton Mackenzie

 

"A cat is more intelligent than people believe and can be taught any crime." - Mark Twain

 

"I love cats because I love my home, and after a while they become its visible soul." -  Jean Cocteau

 

"Dogs look up at us, cats look down on us, but pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

 

"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

 

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo de Vinci

 

"Never will you get a better psychological subject than a hungry cat." - Dr Edward Lee Thorndike

 

"Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously these people have never met an angry cat!"

 

"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." - Hazel Nicholson

 

"One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness." - Edward Dahlberg

 

"Like a graceful vase, a cat, when motionless, seems to flow." - George F.Will

 

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word and has filed it for reference." - Charlotte Gray

 

"Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling." - Helen Powers

 

"Cats have incredible vision, but they never see your faults." - Anon

 

"I have found my love of cats most helpful in understanding women." - John Simon

 

"Cats whiskers are so sensitive, they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart". - Pelushka

 

"I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course". - Mark Twain

 

"When you're special to a cat, you're special indeed . . . . she brings you the gift of her preference of you, the sight of you, the sound of your voice, the touch of your hand." - Leonore Fleisher

 

 

 

 

CAT QUOTES!

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"Cats are better than any vice.  They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive" - Author Unknown

"It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once said) that, whatever you say to kittens, they always purr" - Lewis Carroll

"Cats are mysterious folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of" - Sir Walter Scott

"Most cats, when they are out, want to be in, and vice versa" - Louis J. Camuti

"Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them" - Robin Williams

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much" - Mark Twain

"When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?" - Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1580.

"I was told that the training procedure with cats was difficult.  It's not.  Mine had me trained in two days" - Bill Dana

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat" - Edgar Allan Poe

"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth.  A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through" - Jules Verne

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons" - Robertson Davies

"Kittens can happen to anyone" - Paul Gallico

"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person" - Dan Greenberg

"A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it" - Joseph Epstein

"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges.  Cats have the courage to live by them" - Jim Davis

"Cat lovers can readily be identified.  Their clothes always look old and well used.  Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes" - Eric Gurney

"To err is human, to purr is feline" - Robert Byrne

"Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself.  A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction, it comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it" - Stephen Baker

"It's really the cat's house.  We just pay the mortgage" - Author Unknown

"Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration - and get between you and it!" - Arthur Bridges

"A cat allows you to sleep on the bed - On the edge of the bed" - Jenny de Vries

"There is something about the presence of a cat ... that seems to take the bite out of being alone" - Camuti

 

 

CAT QUOTES!  PAGE 1 "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" - Unknown "Cats aren't clean; they're just covered with cat spit!"  -  Unknown "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life" - Faith Resnick "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath" - W.C.Fields "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart" - Ernest Menaul "The cat is a Dilettante in fur!" - Theophile Gautier "Time spent with cats is never wasted" - Colette "There are many intelligent species in the universe - they are all owned by cats" - Anonymous "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English Proverb "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway "Dogs come when they are called. Cats just take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly "Some people say cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick "Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet." - Unknown "My husband said it was him or the cat.  I miss him sometimes." - Zsa Zsa Gabor "I got rid of my husband - the cat was allergic." - Unknown "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley "Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sledge through snow." - Jeff Valdez "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god." Unknown "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Unknown "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch "Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that don't go cold" - Unknown